Teacher: Why are you picking your
| School jokes
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life
| Accountant jokes
There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win situation. One day while walking down the street she was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her sou
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What flies around your light at night
| Various animal jokes
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
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What do you call the everyday routines of
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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What do you get if you
| Christmas jokes
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !
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What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !