How do you make a tame duck wild?
| Bird jokes
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
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Patron: This bread
| Waiter jokes
Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.
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Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away
| Clinton jokes
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
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What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
| Insect jokes
What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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What happens to you at Christmas ?
| Christmas jokes
What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks whining.