Doctor, are you sure Im suffering
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus. "Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."
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A monster and a zombie went into a
| Dead and dying jokes
A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,' said the monster. 'Certainly ma'am,' said the undertaker, 'but there was really no need to bring her with you.
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What is a whale's favorite TV
| Various animal jokes
What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!
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How many psychologists does
| Mental health jokes
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
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Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn