First person: Do you know how to
| Lawyer jokes
First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!
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What does the lion say to his
| Hunting jokes
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.
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Why is Russia a very fast country ?
| Ethnic jokes
Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !
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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
| Easter jokes
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.
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A Scotsman paying his first
| Zoo jokes
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over the
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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.