First person: Do you know how to

What's wet and wiggly and says how do

| Various animal jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

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your mama so fat she was going to

| Yo momma jokes

your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the

| King Kong jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out

| Burger jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!

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First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!