Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw
| Divorce jokes
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.
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What did the ice cream say
| Food jokes
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"
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A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
| Dentist jokes
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don
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A man had been
| Time jokes
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogg
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As the bus came to the stop, the man
| Bus jokes
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
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A little girl climbed into her grandfather’s lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck. “Did god make you?”, she asked. “yes” he answered. “did god makeme, to?” she wondered. “yes”, he replied. “well, she shrugged, “don’t you think he’s doing a better job now than he used to?”