What gives milk and has a horn?
| Cow jokes
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
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What do you call an ant in space ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
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What is the best way of stopping infection
| Witch jokes
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !
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Customer: How long must I wait
| Waiter jokes
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.
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Q: When is a strange dog
| Dog jokes
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.
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There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.