What do you call an ant in space ?

My parrot lays square eggs but

| Bird jokes

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it

| Dog jokes

Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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My new baby is the image of his father.

| Baby jokes

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.

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Yo Mama's so fat that while

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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With four

| Parent jokes

With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies. I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by writing it down on a note pad on the refri

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What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !