A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
| Old age jokes
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never e
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One day in the Garden of
| Men jokes
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" c
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A boy with an elephant on his head went to
| Elephant jokes
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"
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Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
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What does a witch enjoy cooking
| Witch jokes
What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.
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Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT