A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office
| Divorce jokes
A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you ha
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A blonde comes home from a
| Blonde jokes
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator. "Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies. "Okay, where do you live?" "In a house you s
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If they made a movie starring the Loch
| Various animal jokes
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the
| Various animal jokes
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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What animal do you look like when you get into
| Bath jokes
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
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Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.