What is another word for a python
| Snake jokes
What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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The General went out to find that none of his
| Military jokes
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10
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What kind of a pitch
| Burger jokes
What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball - a sizzler.
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What time is it when an elephant
| Time jokes
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
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What is a baby bee? A little humbug.