If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.
Archive for the 'Apple jokes' Category
What reads and lives in an apple ?
What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !
What’s the difference between a worm and an
What’s the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!
What did the Gorilla do with the apple
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, ‘An Ape-lle for the teacher!
Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
What do you get if you cross a jogger
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !
Why don’t apples smile
Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they’re crab apples !
What did the worm want to do when he grew
What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
What did the apple say to the apple
What did the apple say to the apple pie? “You’ve got some crust.”
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
What kind of apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.