If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is
| Time jokes
If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
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Q: How do you get a blonde off of your
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
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Men are like remote controls.
| Men jokes
Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
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How does Robin hood send messages around
| E-mail jokes
How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!
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Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.