Why do penguins eat fish?
| Fishing jokes
Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
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'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
| Children jokes
'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.
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Teacher: That's quite a cough you have
| School jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
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A psychologist returned from a confrence
| Mental health jokes
A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How it went?". She replied, "Fine, but I've never seen so many Freudians slips."
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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
| Bus jokes
When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
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Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.