I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
| Criminal jokes
I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!
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What happens when sharks take their
| Various animal jokes
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
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Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
| Firefighter jokes
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!" Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it
| Aviation jokes
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good an
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to
| Computer jokes
If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze