When Mike got arrested, they told him,
| Police jokes
When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you." Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts."
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How can you tell when a salesperson is
| Salesmen jokes
How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
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Why is a
| Men jokes
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Q: What's
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm
| Weather jokes
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!