Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate,
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?
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A traffic Policeman recently
| Police jokes
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia." As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment a
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What do they have for lunch at Monster
| Monster jokes
What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
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A football supporter's favourite
| Christmas jokes
A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'
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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can’t stop saving their work.