Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with
| Humor jokes
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
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After a particularly poor game of
| Sport jokes
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did
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Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away
| Marriage jokes
Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."
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Seems there was a
| Military jokes
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gu
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Yo momma so fat she
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Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!