A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in
| Criminal jokes
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!
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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?
| Vampire jokes
Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
| Time jokes
One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three.
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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood
| Business jokes
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" "I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm l
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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks
| Parent jokes
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he he
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!