Why don't vikings send e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
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A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said
| Dog jokes
A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please don't be like that, I'm trained and I won't cause any trouble!" The bar man was astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with the dog and it's owner. After a while the ow
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Why are vampires like false teeth?
| Teeth jokes
Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.
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How did the farmer find his lost cow?
| Cow jokes
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
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Who wins most of the medals for bravery in
| Burger jokes
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!
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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. “Hit him again,” the 5-year-old said. “He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!”