What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of

When you call a dog, they usually come to

| Cat jokes

When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

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Yo mama is

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

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A wildlife biologist crew

| Biologist jokes

A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew, Sarah and Jim, were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others, so he s

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What's the difference between a new husband and a

| Men jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he

| Food jokes

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.