What do you call an alien starship that drips
| Space jokes
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !
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When a young hotshot conductor was making his
| Music jokes
When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal. Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to the other, impressed, "Well, this kid really
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What country do cows love to visit?
| Cow jokes
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!
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Moses,
| Religious jokes
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in
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Have you seen www.indecisive.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.
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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.