The Americans and Russians at the height of the
| Ethnic jokes
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in
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What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs
| Snake jokes
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !
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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
| College jokes
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a
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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber quietly ans
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Q: Why don’t men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.