'Five dollars for one question! said the girl
| Money jokes
'Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!
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What noise does a cat make going down the highway
| Cat jokes
What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
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Who loves
| Aardvark jokes
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!
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Why did the goal post get angry?
| Sport jokes
Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!
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Joe decides to take
| Sport jokes
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there s
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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.