Jury: Twelve men and women
| Judge jokes
Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.
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Where's the safest place to
| Men jokes
Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
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Patient: Doctor, you
| Salesmen jokes
Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
| Clinton jokes
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.
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What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
| Cat jokes
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
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Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!