What do snowmen eat for lunch ?

Morris was passing a small courtyard and

| Religious jokes

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in the Sky

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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

| Sport jokes

Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !

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Yo Mama's so fat that while

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven

| Christmas jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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What's grey but turns red ?

| Elephant jokes

What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !