Q: How many believable,
| Political jokes
Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is the last thing you eat before
| Dead and dying jokes
What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
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What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
| Dog jokes
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.
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What do you call a snake that is trying to
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
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What do you get if you cross the Internet
| Internet jokes
What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click
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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman said, “What’s he like?” Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”