Personally I think one of the greatest things
| Marriage jokes
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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How did the witch almost lose her baby?
| Baby jokes
How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
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Son: Where are the Himalayas?
| Parent jokes
Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.
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Teacher: "What did the Indians
| History jokes
Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"
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A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding. The officer asked, “Can you describe the person who did this to you?” The Irishman replied, “That’s what I was doing when he hit me.”