A young lady was conducting a study in to
| Aviation jokes
A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey would be the airport. After three hours of questioning passengers, she sees a pilot walking to his gate. Having heard of the reputation of pil
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What did the farmer say when his fat pig
| Farmer jokes
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."
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Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
| Gorilla jokes
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!
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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife
| Hunting jokes
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and start
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An elderly lady did her shopping and,
| Old age jokes
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, scumbags !"
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Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you’d put things away, you’d know where to find them.