How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
| Witch jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
| Hair and bald jokes
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
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My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble
| Humor jokes
My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
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Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
| Rabbit jokes
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
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What TV game show do fish like best?
| Fishing jokes
What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!
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For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?” Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”