My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble

Teacher : What are you doing,

| School jokes

Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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While proudly showing off his new

| Time jokes

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," the student said then proce

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a

| Ghost jokes

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!

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A fellow was following a truck in heavy

| Car and train jokes

A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He'd then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal chan

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My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can’t find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.