What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!
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What's a rabbits' favorite book?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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An American tourist found himself in a sleepy
| Old age jokes
An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. "Well, sir," replied the villager, "we ain't got one now. He died last week."
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What do you call a rich frog?
| Frog jokes
What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
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Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
| Cow jokes
Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
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Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog’s probably on its way to a gig.