What did the pay

When I asked my boss for a salary rise

| Business jokes

When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them.

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I gotta A in

| Spelling jokes

I gotta A in spelling, Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"

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I forgot my brother's

| Birthday jokes

I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.

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Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot

| Military jokes

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

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For all of you with teenagers or who have had

| Cat jokes

For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. - No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane effo

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money’s tight these days!