What does a

Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus

| Bus jokes

Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with

| Internet jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one

| Ethnic jokes

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a

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There's a guy who's hiking in the

| Various animal jokes

There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's br

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What is the meaning of

| Car and train jokes

What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.