Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
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Why did the girl who worked for the
| Telephone jokes
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
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What are
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What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."
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What kind of ant is good at maths ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
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One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she
| Insect jokes
One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
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The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. “Don’t be to mad at Dave,” a friend told her. “He did a terrific job. I’d be glad to have him usher at my wedding.” “Yeah,” Betty replied, “I wish he had been an usher at mine.”