Tower: Shamu two-two, please

What's another name for an assistant stable

| Horse jokes

What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!

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What did the stupid ghost do?

| Idiot and fool jokes

What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls.

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Two Irish friends

| Heaven and hell jokes

Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one. "What about Finnegan?" inquired the other. "Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time.

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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft

| Aviation jokes

Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.

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When do e-mails stop being in black

| E-mail jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

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Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let’s see…, I think Tuesday would be nice…