Honey, said this

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two

| Humor jokes

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

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As horses say to one another.

| Horse jokes

As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

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A cattleman from West

| Heaven and hell jokes

A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas." "The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Sain

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What did they call it when NHL officials

| Burger jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting

| Dinosaur jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.

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Honey, said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”