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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

| Pig jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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When our second child was on the way, my wife

| Parent jokes

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this: "Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so

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A lone tourist who is passing through the

| Farmer jokes

A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the side of the road and waits for help. Not much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of

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A man is walking down the street

| Travel and tourist jokes

A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river. Another man is walking down the str

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