Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

What kind of a fish does

| Fishing jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!

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I saw a pen in a

| Idiot and fool jokes

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany". I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then". The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?" I said, "No. I just never learned t

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What's a bee-line ?

| Insect jokes

What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

| Criminal jokes

What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.

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What is a baby bee?

| Baby jokes

What is a baby bee? A little humbug.

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.