What kind of a fish does
| Fishing jokes
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!
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I saw a pen in a
| Idiot and fool jokes
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany". I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then". The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?" I said, "No. I just never learned t
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What's a bee-line ?
| Insect jokes
What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !
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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
| Criminal jokes
What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.
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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.