How do you hire an elephant ?
| Elephant jokes
How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
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Did you hear about the new shark food
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
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Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in
| Clinton jokes
Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.
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A couple have not
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a bir
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Delivering a speech at a banquet on the
| Religious jokes
Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day. Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn in to their
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Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma’s bed? Fred: Because I couldn’t find a snake.