Where is Dracula's American office?
| Vampire jokes
Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.
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Q: What do you call a
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
| Monster jokes
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.
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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: “Your Honor, I wish to change my plea.” Judge: “Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?” Defendant: “No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn’t know there would be women on the jury. Since I can’t even fool my wife, I’ll never be able to fool the four women jurors.”