What do you call an aardvark that’s been

Denied membership in an exclusive country

| Movie and TV jokes

Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said "Hell, I'm no actor, and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"

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What insect lives on nothing?

| Insect jokes

What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did

| History jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN

| Dirty jokes

Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?

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Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle

| Idiot and fool jokes

Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.

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What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!