Want to buy a pocket computer?
| Computer jokes
Want to buy a pocket computer? No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got.
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Time flies like an
| Banana jokes
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!
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Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a
| Gorilla jokes
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"
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Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.