The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be
| Accountant jokes
The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
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A police officer pulls a guy
| Police jokes
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Offic
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What did the mouse say to the
| Computer jokes
What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.
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What do you say if you meet a toad?
| Frog jokes
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?
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Q: What kind of neckwear
| Clinton jokes
Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.
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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? “You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours !”