A nurse had to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?" The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite dopey
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How many C++ programmers does it take to
| Computer jokes
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
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Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!
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Why is the old, decrepit horse named
| Horse jokes
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
| Bus jokes
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupo
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Your ugly. And you’re drunk. Yes, but in the morning I’ll be sober !