What would you get if you crossed King Kong

Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his

| Clinton jokes

Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.

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What kind of party do prisoners in jail

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What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on

| Monster jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Q: When is a farmer like a magician?

| Farmer jokes

Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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Waiter: I'm

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Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?

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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!