Q: When is a farmer like a magician?

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a

| Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

[ read more ]

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness

| Monster jokes

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.

[ read more ]

Q: What can save a

| Blonde jokes

Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.

[ read more ]

What do you do if King Kong sits in

| King Kong jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!

[ read more ]

Why did the chicken end up in the soup

| Bird jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !

[ read more ]

Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.