Q: How many circus performers does it take to
| Humor jokes
Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!
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Hickory hickory dock.
| Mouse jokes
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
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Where can you dance in California?
| Dance jokes
Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.
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Do you
| Dead and dying jokes
Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
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A drill
| Military jokes
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in anothe
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Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!