Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
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Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas." His wife say, "That's wonderf
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Blake and his parents were
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Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that they had missed the train. "The next train is in one hour," said the stationmaster. The three went back into the bar. The p
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What do you call a vampire that can lift up
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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !
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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why
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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.
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Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!