Have you seen www.square.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven't got around to it.
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A market researcher called at a house and his
| Dirty jokes
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if she knew his company,Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that amon
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An applicant was filling out a job
| Business jokes
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a
| Money jokes
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidd
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What do you call a man with a kilt over his
| Ethnic jokes
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out, “What do you think you’re doing?” “Just heating up dinner” she replies.